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20. Junior. SPC. That's all. Bye. <3

"Forget safety.
Live where you fear to live.
Destroy your reputation.
Be notorious."

Rumi (via feellng)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)

whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

Reblogged from scruples, Posted by christiescloset.

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

Reblogged from automatically, Posted by adelaida234.
curtisdondeano:

never forget

beetimesboo:

johnskelennon:

officialwhitegirls:

sleeping is so dumb like how the fuck do you get more tired after sleeping longer 

your body has a certain sleep cycle (like sleep 9 hours to be rested) so if you sleep more than 9 hours the cycle restarts and your body feels like you only got three hours instead of twelve

FUCK THAT SHIT

bootiewerk:

-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up