!Suck My Tallywacker!
20. Junior. SPC. That's all. Bye. <3

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

thunderstoned:

chapmen:

a modern hero

THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD

kindofsharethat:

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Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

Reblogged from cumfort, Posted by 9gag.
pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT
Reblogged from writing-for-freedom, Posted by quotelounge.
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

(Source: lilith-not-eve)

Reblogged from virginity, Posted by thecovetedmuse.

cyberho:

it’s funny how the skinniest guys always have the biggest dicks lmao like ok your total body weight is 80 lbs and 50 of those pounds are just dick 

Reblogged from sixpenceee, Posted by sixpenceee.
sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 
Reblogged from cyberho, Posted by babythc.
Reblogged from puqs, Posted by -circa.
discountable:

"I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."

Dita Von Teese (via priscellastef)

(Source: dita-van-teese)